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	<description>original comedy - sketches, songs, and the odd short film</description>
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		<title>british coffee</title>
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		<title>Global Thermonuclear War</title>
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Nuclear Button to be replaced by Android touchscreen device
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		<title>striking fear into their piratey little hearts</title>
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		<title>Good news everybody! Business is booming!</title>
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		<title>Eight Out Of Ten Diesel Sweeties</title>
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Published without comment or apology.
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		<title>I&#8217;m ready</title>
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		<title>they had to change a few things to make it work on telly</title>
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		<title>Why oh why didn&#8217;t I take the blue pill?</title>
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&#8220;Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We&#8217;re out of beta we&#8217;re releasing on time</title>
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Some compromises were made in order to meet the target release date
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		<title>to help you clot</title>
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