Barry Scott is Real

nobody tell them about IRC please

lewis — Tue, 01 May 2012 16:03:19 +0000

scumbag parliament

Ah yes - £1.5m to promote freedom of expression online but also email and web use to be monitored under new laws.

british coffee

lewis — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 16:31:57 +0000

25 tea bags

Global Thermonuclear War

josh — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 13:49:53 +0000

Nuclear Button to be replaced by Android touchscreen device

striking fear into their piratey little hearts

lewis — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 17:55:14 +0000

high visibility patrols

Good news everybody! Business is booming!

lewis — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 14:31:22 +0000

Just add water!

Eight Out Of Ten Diesel Sweeties

josh — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 21:45:02 +0000

Published without comment or apology.

I’m ready

lewis — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 21:36:03 +0000

well, it's non lethal

they had to change a few things to make it work on telly

lewis — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 23:08:25 +0000

All New Adventures!

Why oh why didn’t I take the blue pill?

josh — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 17:08:51 +0000

“Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization. “

We’re out of beta we’re releasing on time

josh — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 12:27:37 +0000

Some compromises were made in order to meet the target release date