Barry Scott is Real » comedy http://www.barryscottisreal.com original comedy - sketches, songs, and the odd short film Mon, 02 Jan 2012 16:31:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 british coffee http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2012/01/02/british-coffee/ http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2012/01/02/british-coffee/#comments Mon, 02 Jan 2012 16:31:57 +0000 lewis http://www.barryscottisreal.com/?p=305

25 tea bags

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Nuclear Button to be replaced by Android touchscreen device

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]]> http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2011/12/30/global-thermonuclear-war/feed/ 0 striking fear into their piratey little hearts http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2011/12/24/striking-fear-into-their-piratey-little-hearts/ http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2011/12/24/striking-fear-into-their-piratey-little-hearts/#comments Sat, 24 Dec 2011 17:55:14 +0000 lewis http://www.barryscottisreal.com/?p=297 HMS Westminster revised

high visibility patrols

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]]> http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2011/12/24/striking-fear-into-their-piratey-little-hearts/feed/ 0 Good news everybody! Business is booming! http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2011/12/08/good-news-everybody/ http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2011/12/08/good-news-everybody/#comments Thu, 08 Dec 2011 14:31:22 +0000 lewis http://www.barryscottisreal.com/?p=286
50 Dehydrated Umbrellas

Just add water!

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]]> http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2011/12/08/good-news-everybody/feed/ 0 Eight Out Of Ten Diesel Sweeties http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2011/07/29/eight-out-of-ten-diesel-sweeties/ http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2011/07/29/eight-out-of-ten-diesel-sweeties/#comments Fri, 29 Jul 2011 21:45:02 +0000 josh http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2011/07/29/eight-out-of-ten-diesel-sweeties/
Published without comment or apology.

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]]> http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2011/07/29/eight-out-of-ten-diesel-sweeties/feed/ 0 I’m ready http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2011/04/29/im-ready/ http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2011/04/29/im-ready/#comments Fri, 29 Apr 2011 21:36:03 +0000 lewis http://www.barryscottisreal.com/?p=280

well, it's non lethal

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]]> http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2011/04/29/im-ready/feed/ 0 they had to change a few things to make it work on telly http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2011/04/15/they-had-to-change-a-few-things-to-make-it-work-on-telly/ http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2011/04/15/they-had-to-change-a-few-things-to-make-it-work-on-telly/#comments Fri, 15 Apr 2011 23:08:25 +0000 lewis http://www.barryscottisreal.com/?p=277 The Cripple of Inishmaan TNG

All New Adventures!

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]]> http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2011/04/15/they-had-to-change-a-few-things-to-make-it-work-on-telly/feed/ 0 Why oh why didn’t I take the blue pill? http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2011/04/12/why-oh-why-didnt-i-take-the-blue-pill/ http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2011/04/12/why-oh-why-didnt-i-take-the-blue-pill/#comments Tue, 12 Apr 2011 17:08:51 +0000 josh http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2011/04/12/why-oh-why-didnt-i-take-the-blue-pill/ The Matrix v1.0
“Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization. “

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Some compromises were made in order to meet the target release date

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]]> http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2011/04/05/were-out-of-beta-were-releasing-on-time/feed/ 3 to help you clot http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2011/03/21/to-help-you-clot/ http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2011/03/21/to-help-you-clot/#comments Mon, 21 Mar 2011 17:50:47 +0000 lewis http://www.barryscottisreal.com/?p=264

Patronised by none other than Haemo herself, Queen Mary!

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