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		<title>Global Thermonuclear War</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 13:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
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Nuclear Button to be replaced by Android touchscreen device
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Nuclear Button to be replaced by Android touchscreen device</p>
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		<title>Eight Out Of Ten Diesel Sweeties</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 21:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josh</dc:creator>
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Published without comment or apology.
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		<title>Why oh why didn&#8217;t I take the blue pill?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 17:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josh</dc:creator>
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&#8220;Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a [...]]]></description>
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&#8220;Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization. &#8220;</p>
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		<title>We&#8217;re out of beta we&#8217;re releasing on time</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 12:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josh</dc:creator>
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Some compromises were made in order to meet the target release date
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Some compromises were made in order to meet the target release date</p>
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		<title>Would I lie to you?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 01:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josh</dc:creator>
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If Heineken made camcorders&#8230;
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<p>If Heineken made camcorders&#8230;</p>
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		<title>When plastic cutlery goes bad</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2011 15:04:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josh</dc:creator>
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&#8220;When plastic cutlery goes bad&#8221; Channel 4, 10 p.m, presented by Nick Ross.
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<p>&#8220;When plastic cutlery goes bad&#8221; Channel 4, 10 p.m, presented by Nick Ross.</p>
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		<title>Reel Serious</title>
		<link>http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2010/06/22/reel-serious/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 01:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josh</dc:creator>
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		<title>Joyce Kitchener-Grenfell Says&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 01:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josh</dc:creator>
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		<title>Take a proper gander at this</title>
		<link>http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2010/06/14/take-a-proper-gander-at-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 22:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josh</dc:creator>
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		<title>Unseen Movie Concept Art</title>
		<link>http://www.barryscottisreal.com/index.php/2010/02/20/unseen-movie-concept-art/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 08:40:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josh</dc:creator>
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