[Man is being examined in court.]
Prosecution – And did you drop the fillet of fish, which my client ate, on the floor of your dirty unhygenic kitchen?
Defence – Objection! The state of my client’s restaurant kitchen has not been proved.
Prosecution – My client got food poisoning. I’d say it’s pretty clear!
Judge – That is to [...]
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[2 police officers are interviewing a woman.]
Woman – Just down there, yeah.
PO1 – And what happened next?
Woman – Well, he snatched my handbag and ran down that road.
PO1 – I see. And did he say “yoink” when he did it?
Woman – Did he what?
PO1 – Did he say “yoink”? Did you hear him say “yoink”?
Woman [...]
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Campaign to commission a bust of Alan Turing.
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