[View outside the saucer. The park is scarred and burnt. One man, in a suit, approaches the saucer.]

[Cut to inside the saucer.]

Alien 2 - Their emissary approaches.

Alien 1 - Open the portal.

[Door opens.]

Jehova’s Witness - Ah. Hello! I say, you’re not- Well! Um- Have you got a moment to talk about Jesus?