Barry Scott is Real

original comedy – sketches, songs, and the odd short film

Archive for May 14th, 2008

Alien 1 – Attack this planet!
[Cut to outside saucer, saucer arms and fires missiles.]
[Cut to a train station. Explosions are visible and audible all around the station. The station announcer speaks with a slick female voice.]
Station Announcer – Due to unexpected invasion works over the weekend and destruction of the line, all services are temporarily [...]

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[A saucer lands in Hyde Park. Cut to inside the saucer. The aliens speak in a thick accent.]
Alien 1 – Signal for their surrender!
[Cut to outside saucer, detail of speakers. Speakers make incomprehensible announcement. Nobody takes any notice.]

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