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Barry Scott is Real
original comedy – sketches, songs, and the odd short film
Archive for April, 2008
[A lizard falls in extremely slow motion.]
Station announcer – [bing bong] This train divides at the next stop. Passengers travelling to the end of the line are advised to move to the front four coaches. [bong bing]
[The lizard hits the ground and dashes away at normal speed again, leaving his tail behind.]
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[A man and a woman lay in bed. They have obviously just had sex.]
Woman – Are you sure you don’t mind me staying?
Man – No, no. It’s fine.
Woman – You know, meetings!
Man – Meetings!
[Pause]
Man – So. Do you need an alarm?
Woman – Oh no. I’ve got my own- you know- built in alarm clock. Wakes [...]
[A man and a woman are standing embraced, in an office with big windows. They are gazing into one another's eyes. Everything is exceedingly overdramatic...]
Man – Oh Lucille.
Woman – Oh Reggie.
Man – Nothing is going to come between us. Ever again.
Woman – What if we’re found out?
Man – Nobody will find us here.
Woman – Oh [...]
[Street interview. Two youths in hoodies are infront of a microphone looking pleased with themselves.]
Youth 1 – Yeah, what we done right – is we like, we went in there.
[Points at a Nandos across the street. Camera swivels to follow his line and then comes back.]
Youth 2 – Tell ‘im wot else we done.
Youth 1 [...]