[A man and a woman lay in bed. They have obviously just had sex.]

Woman – Are you sure you don’t mind me staying?
Man – No, no. It’s fine.
Woman – You know, meetings!
Man – Meetings!

[Pause]

Man – So. Do you need an alarm?
Woman – Oh no. I’ve got my own- you know- built in alarm clock. Wakes me up at 8 whatever I do.
Man – Oh, right. Lucky you.

[He turns out the lights. Time passes. Light through the curtains indicate that it is morning.]

[The woman starts screaming and thrashing violently. Man wakes up.]

Man – What? What! What?!

[Eventually she stops screaming. Then she checks her watch by the bed.]

Woman – 8 o’clock! See you later! Awww… I woke you up. Go back to sleep…

[She gets up and starts to get dressed.]