original comedy – sketches, songs, and the odd short film
[A man and a woman are standing embraced, in an office with big windows. They are gazing into one another's eyes. Everything is exceedingly overdramatic...]
Man – Oh Lucille.
Woman – Oh Reggie.
Man – Nothing is going to come between us. Ever again.
Woman – What if we’re found out?
Man – Nobody will find us here.
Woman – Oh [...]
[Street interview. Two youths in hoodies are infront of a microphone looking pleased with themselves.]
Youth 1 – Yeah, what we done right – is we like, we went in there.
[Points at a Nandos across the street. Camera swivels to follow his line and then comes back.]
Youth 2 – Tell ‘im wot else we done.
Youth 1 [...]