[To the tune of Robin Hood.]

# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown,
# Lives at number 10.
# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown,
# With his band of men.
# Loved by the poor,
# And the fiscal insecure!
# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown.

# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown,
# Fighting crime with zeal.
# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown
# Oozing sex appeal!
# His pen is his sword,
# He fights pension fraud!
# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown.

# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown,
# Has a darker side.
# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown
# Gets strength from deep inside.
# Leads a double life!
# (and so does his wife!)
# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown.

# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown,
# Cruising through the night,
# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown,
# In lycra, cape and tights.
# Something’s awry!
# Gordon must fly!
# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown.

# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown,
# Alights at Putin’s lair.
# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown,
# Defeats the henchmen there;
# Captures the plans
# To expand the mother land!
# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown.

# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown,
# Searching through the base.
# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown
# caught sight of Putin’s face.
# Quick as a flash,
# Gordon makes a dash!
# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown

# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown,
# Warms up his laser eyes.
# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown,
# Aims for putin’s thighs.
# Something’s not right -
# Putin’s got Gordonite!
# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown.

# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown,
# In agonising pain!
# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown,
# The Gordonite’s to blame!
# He tries not to swear,
# It reminds him of Blair!
# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown.

# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown,
# Has fallen to his knees.
# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown,
# Knows when he is beat.
# Pulls out a quill,
# To write down his will!
# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown.

# Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown,
# Dives back on the floor, as
# Sarah Brown, Sarah Brown
# Bursts in through the door!
# All her guns ablaze!
# She fixes Putin’s gaze!
# Sarah Brown, Sarah Brown, Sarah Brown.

# Sarah Brown, Sarah Brown,
# Gordon’s other half.
# Sarah Brown, Sarah Brown,
# Destroys the Russian Czar!
# Democracy will thrive!
# Gordon’s alive!
# Sarah Brown, Sarah Brown, Sarah Brown.