[to: Comin' Round the Mountain]

# Thank you for your email from last night!
# Though I must admit it gave me quite a fright.
# When you said “you get my meaning”,
# I confess it left me feeling,
# That i didn’t get your meaning, not quite right.

# Were you drunk when you wrote what you thought you’d write?
# Was it alcohol or cruel unfunny spite?
# Did you say those things on purpose?
# Did you really mean to hurt us?
# Or was it just ambiguously typed?

# I have trouble understanding what you say.
# I’ve been pondering your messages all day.
# Would it hurt to use a smiley?
# Or in other ways advise me -
# If you’re grumpy or you really think I’m gay.