original comedy – sketches, songs, and the odd short film
[Performed by a bunch of men with fake pipecleaner-attached beards. Tony is an obvious spoof of Tony Robinson from time team. Bill talks with a west country accent.]
[Timeteam music plays.]
Tony – Now, it’s been a very exciting day on the site today. We’ve found some remains, some pottery, and – ooh, it looks like maybe [...]
A horror movie trailer for Flat Stanley (the children’s book about a boy who was flat) composed from several short visual scenes.
1. Bedroom scene.
[In a moonlit room, a boy sits in bed, staring at the door. He has a music box in his hands. We see his mother closing the door as she leaves.]
Boy – [...]
[The troops are lined up. Their Major is addressing them. His aide stands at one end of the line.]
Major – Gentlemen. We, at HQ, are desperately concerned for your welfare. The situation is grim, and we cannot afford dissent. This war may be Under-equipped, Unethical, and damn stupid – but we must fight it, and [...]
[A BBC reporter with hand-held microphone stands in front of a scene from peace-talks in some middle-east countries. Two leaders and the negotiator (a plump woman) sit just out of focus at a table. Their flags behind each.]
Reporter – Good evening. I’m reporting to you live from a breather in what has been the most [...]
[Cartoon text and childrens voices announce "TREES!"]
[Childrens television background music tinkles.]
[There are 3 childrens' television presenters: One in a thick brown wooly jumper, one in a green tshirt, and one not visible yet in a long dark trenchcoat. The camera pans to each just before they speak.]
[childrens voices announce: WINTER]
1 – I am the bark. [...]
Oxford and Cambridge’s best kept secret! The lightweights and women are racing today at Henley (a week before the heavyweight men). Here:
http://digg.com/other_sports/Exclusive_coverage_of_the_Womens_and_Lightweights_Boatrace
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A man in a suit walks along a tunnel humming to himself. Loud footsteps echo.
He walks past two tramps, sat next to one another. The first has a cardboard sign with “hungry” scribbled on it in marker. The second has a similar cardboard sign saying “cold”. Both look up at him hopefully.
He stops by them [...]
An office scene. We watch about 20 people typing at PCs and a couple of others bustle around, in an open plan office. We slowly close in on one until we can hear his typing and see his screen.
The typing stops. His cursor blinks a few times. Then he opens his mouth and starts chanting [...]
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[God sits at the high end of an office meeting room desk, as his employees file in nervously...]
God – Sit down, sit down everybody.
[They all sit, and get out their pads, pens, dictaphones, etc.]
God – Apologies for absence? No? Good. First item on the agenda: um… Janet? What’s first?
Janet – You said you wanted to [...]